What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 05:33

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Live and Let Die
Octopussy
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-J W Pepper
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
A View to a Kill
-”Ah so!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Moonraker
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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Dr No
Goldfinger
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
From Russia With Love
-All the bad guys are black.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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You Only Live Twice
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Man with the Golden Gun
Diamonds Are Forever
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.